Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

frictiontude

The presence of adversarial attitude and notable friction over a minor or major difference of opinion or annoyance.

There was significant frictiontude between those two over that whole deal.

by kernel tarball February 28, 2013

Fictious

A variant of the word Fictitious.

All characters are completely fictious, resemblance to any persons living or dead found in this production is completely coincidental.

by YeaWeAreWatermelon December 4, 2018

Frictionlessness

A word used by Cody Ko after being mocked for using the word frictionless

The app I made had frictionlessness design

by MightBeAFakeAccount November 18, 2020

friction fit

technical term for shoving something into a tight spot and hoping it'll stick

My dad saved money on screws by making a friction fit chair. Now I have a broken tailbone.

by resamoc June 4, 2023

Valentino Frictionis

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.

My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?

by Mr Moose February 15, 2008

icky friction

Beard on beard action.

Two bearded or bestubbled men kissing. Gross that's icky friction.

by Reno McStevens August 6, 2012