Facesturbooking

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.

Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??

by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011

Fuck Faces

The faces you make while fucking, aka sex.

Exchanging fuck faces- snoop dogg

by BBBTsl. December 16, 2008

facespace

A misunderstanding/mispronunciation of either Facebook or Myspace websites, usually used by an individual without networking website knowledge, such as a parent, grandparent, or older individual.

You:"Grandma, I wanna use the internet again!"
Grandma: "You're always on that facespace all day!"

by spambot09 June 4, 2009

faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

by toddrabies September 9, 2010

Faces Off

When someone smokes so much weed that they can't feel their face.

I can't smoke anymore, I'm so faces off.

by MrKGB February 12, 2019

Farrah Faces

An ugly face that can be linked to the face that Farrah Abraham (from MTV's 16 and Pregnant) makes when she cries.

Mandi: "Why don't you want to cry?!"
Sam: "I really don't want to make those Farrah Faces!"

by shysammi July 18, 2011

FACT

Making a statement, whether true or not, and finishing off with the word 'fact' in capital letters, so to add emphasis and complete authority.

Thierry Henry signs for Saints FACT

by Archons January 12, 2007