Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.

Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?

by Hellsyeah123 May 24, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

Facially challenged

when you want to call somebody ugly but you don't want them to feel as bad.

me: Jody why are you so facially challenged

Jody: I dont know well at least its better than being called ugly

by eater4life April 15, 2016

posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face

Last night i gave my gf a posh facial

by dirtyfuckers April 19, 2016

reverse facial

When a woman squirts all over a person's face once she orgasms. Unlike reverse bukkake, it's only one woman giving you a reverse facial.

My Mistress rewarded me for being such a good boy by giving me a reverse facial and cumming all over my face.

by Mistress Emmy October 5, 2016

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018