vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period

real men let their girl do the vampire facial

by captainpoggers May 2, 2024

Butterfly Facial

When you ejaculate on a woman's (or man's) face in an elegant pattern to match her lovely pearl necklace

She looked so nice after her butterfly facial that she didn't even wipe it off

by jewishdanmarino June 25, 2020

lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire

Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude

by Archie weaver February 17, 2017

chicken facial

When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.

Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?

by Becky#1 September 14, 2021

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.

I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.

by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018