Paint that face up

To ejaculate on another person's face.

"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."

by BigLue February 11, 2010

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soy face

The face a nu-male makes when taking a selfie with his mouth gaping open.

Also known as glory hole face.

Joe's always on instagram taking selfies with that really awkward soy face.

by uncle__fester June 12, 2018

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Two-Face

Someone who pretends to be your friend but talks negatively about you when you're not around

I thought Kaila was my friend, but it turns out she talks shit about me behind my back, what a two-face.

by Carnalidge April 5, 2009

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Public Display of Affection on Facebook, usually when a couple publicly swoons over each other, when they should just text each other, pick up the phone, or heaven for bid just talk to each other to save the rest of us from the cheesy and showy interaction.

Person 1 is ... "I love you sweetie"

Comment ... Person 2 ... "I love you too my love! You're the best! I'm so lucky to be with you"

Comment ... Friend ... "Enough with the Facebook PDA"

by FacebookAC August 24, 2010

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Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.

Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.

by Beardman01 January 22, 2017

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boner factory

A chick who continually makes boners due the fact that she's hot as crap.

Man, that chick is a boner factory 'cause she's making wood all day!

by M. Clark August 15, 2005

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Sweet face

An adjective. Often used to describe a woman. Someone with a pure, friendly, and calm face. Their facial features are usually delicate and soft. A person with a sweet face isn't pretty or cute... They are beautiful.

Dan: Did you see that waitress at that coffee shop?
Tom: No. Why?
Dan: She had such a sweet face. We 'ought to get coffee there one day.
Tom: Whatever, man.

by The nymph April 19, 2014

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