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exploding microphone 

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.
I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.
exploding microphone by dale April 28, 2004

exploding butt syndrome 

When you go to shit and everything rockets out of your ass all at once, and is usually part liquid.
My wife can't have milk because she suffers from EBS (Exploding Butt Syndrome)

Exploding out of the closet

Telling someone your a homosexual by shouting it at the top of your lungs
Billie: So, yesterday Becky ran up to me and shouted 'I'M A LESBIAN' at the top of her lungs
Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?

Exploding Diarrhea

A condition when you have had too much Taco Tuesday at Taco Bell, that your diarrhea blasts in a stinky, acidic, painful way out of your rectum
Tim:(walks into a taco bell bathroom)
(prepares to drop the kids off at the pool)
(ass blows in a ray of Exploding Diarrhea all over the walls)
Exploding Diarrhea by Lit Drift February 2, 2019

explosive diarrhea 

when you poop so much you blow up the toilet
explosive diarrhea by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

explodingpenisphobia 

When one is afraid of their penis exploding violently and randomly.
“That poor guy has explodingpenisphobia“
explodingpenisphobia by anonymous September 9, 2020