english drunk

Being drunk but holding it together extremely well so that you could easily pass as sober

1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk

by Anon123124 December 7, 2013

English Cigarettes

A gay person. (Can only be used by gay people)

I think Calvin is an English cigarettes

by Johnny Rapid 2 November 30, 2020

English Pancakes

The act of findin a woman over the age of 52 with really saggy tats. You then proceed to fry her tats and when they are golden brown and juicy. Then eat them and have sex untill she is dead

Lets go english pancakes her!

by Julsssssssssss October 18, 2008

English people

The worst type of people to ever exist. 95% of them automatically go to hell for being dumb little fucks

"Oi ya stupid fookin' american cunt, didncha kno dat the yoo-kay has free 'ealthcare??"
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."

by hawn hawn baguette March 9, 2022

English Driver's Arm

Like Driver's Arm only with the left arm tanned.

Dude why've you got English Driver's Arm?
'cause I'm English you mug!

by QEII May 22, 2007

English Muffin Mashed Potato

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.

Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.

by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011

English Tea

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)

"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007