English Bob

General name given to English ex pats living in South East Asia. They will often manage bars, restaurants or go go clubs and will spend their time sipping beer and telling anyone who will listen how large their penis is.
They will usually be a Manchester United fan because they love to be hated.

That guy was a right English Bob, he wouldnt stop talking about his penis.

Let's go to that bar that English Bob runs. We can cadge a few beers off him.

by Arthur Montford's Lovechild February 11, 2010

english omelette

A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.

Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?

by Ralph Metzner November 25, 2007

English Mehod

Homosexual sexual position in which ones cock is placed between his partners quivering thighs...thrusting then occurs until ejaculation.

Marco's thighs were the perfect size and shape for use by Bruce in his favorite position, the weekly standard.

by King of Jizz June 18, 2005

Frican English

Frican English = African English = American Ebonics.

In da hood we speak Frican English!

by Mo Fro Bro, everybody's gone Frican July 1, 2006

drop english

to start flowing words to a rap beat

Eminem droped english in eight mile

by Russell July 17, 2003

Queens English

The English language as it is written and spoken in the UK.

Colour not color;
Through not thru;
Now try pronouncing aluminium without making the oooo sound!

by fart knocker May 28, 2003

jacob english

a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.

"jacob english this relationship is out the door."
"JACOB SHUT THE DOOR"

by MOGADISHU! November 12, 2008