1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.
2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.
2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.
by TheBatFunk June 30, 2010
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1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy! I mean...he SPARKLES!
2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!
3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!
2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!
3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!
by Fire-Luv June 3, 2011
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n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.
Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night
Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"
Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"
Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
by Mr. Spam June 29, 2011
Get the Edward Cullen mug.The best kept secret of the US government. In 1928, he wrote a book entitled "Propaganda", which explains almost every bullshit technique ever known. As the nephew of Sigmund Freud, Bernays is the utmost expert of populace manipulation. His techniques most likely control every perception that you maintain, and you are not even aware of it. Bernaysian persuasion owns your soul!
Person 1: "Have you ever read Edward Bernays' book 'Propaganda'?"
Person 2: “No. Why?”
Person 1: "That book is the most important piece of literature ever created!"
Person 2: “No. Why?”
Person 1: "That book is the most important piece of literature ever created!"
by Bernie Glendale January 18, 2013
Get the Edward Bernays mug.He is guy who usally is nervous or shy around other people because he thinks he’ll get embarrassed but he’s usally a nice,funny,loving ,good looking person EDWADS CAN ASLO BE VERY COCKY
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Get the Edward mug.An amazing friend with a blank slate for emotion. Very short temper. Has a lot of jokes up his sleeves to just catch you off guard, even though they’re not that funny and he knows it. His more prepared jokes are good though.
Edward is wealthy
by Ok I’m dying March 10, 2019
Get the Edward mug.usally can be seen waiting for a bus or running somewhere late because he missed the bus, also people will usually here ed being mocked by his firends for being a bus wanker
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edward once waited 3 hours for a bus then had his mum pick him up
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edward once waited 3 hours for a bus then had his mum pick him up
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