exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004

exploding butt syndrome

When you go to shit and everything rockets out of your ass all at once, and is usually part liquid.

My wife can't have milk because she suffers from EBS (Exploding Butt Syndrome)

by sirpoopsalotSR March 12, 2014

Exploding out of the closet

Telling someone your a homosexual by shouting it at the top of your lungs

Billie: So, yesterday Becky ran up to me and shouted 'I'M A LESBIAN' at the top of her lungs
Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?

by gengernenger January 8, 2015

Exploding Diarrhea

A condition when you have had too much Taco Tuesday at Taco Bell, that your diarrhea blasts in a stinky, acidic, painful way out of your rectum

Tim:(walks into a taco bell bathroom)
(prepares to drop the kids off at the pool)
(ass blows in a ray of Exploding Diarrhea all over the walls)

by Lit Drift February 2, 2019

explosive diarrhea

when you poop so much you blow up the toilet

i had explosive diarrhea

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

explodingpenisphobia

When one is afraid of their penis exploding violently and randomly.

“That poor guy has explodingpenisphobia“

by anonymous September 9, 2020

Explosive Hell

When a man sticks his dick into another person's anus causing the other person to have feces discharged from the anus and stain the dick that was inserted into the anus.

Joe has just gotten an explosive hell out of her, wondering how hes gonna clean that shit off

by LucasDaHomo March 4, 2021