bell ends

late night skran

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.

by I want to lick buuuuuuum December 21, 2019

Shit Ends

When your hair is so long it touches the toilet when you sit to poop, and as such your split ends become shit ends.

I have to start tying my hair up when I poop, I'm getting shit ends

by HarDoRichardson September 28, 2019

End sex

Similar to break-up sex but for fuck buddies that were never in a romantic relationship. Both parties agree this will be the last time they will have sex, thus changing their relationship from fuck buddies to just friends.

Girl: I'm over being fuck buddies.
Guy: ok but we need to have end sex so it's official.
Girl: ok

by Ouijajay December 20, 2015

Starless ending

It means that no matter what you do in your life or what you didn't do, everything end the same way for everyone. We all live and die. In the end nobody give a fuck about you.

In the end we all live the same starless ending.

by Ayetan July 27, 2022

no ending stick

When 2 men place their Penis against each others proceed to jack off and jizz

"Yo dude you wanna do a No Ending Stick?"

by TRUEBLUERACIST June 14, 2017

Front-ending

Exactly the same as rear ending, but in a frontal manner.

Last night a guy wasn't paying attention and ended up front-ending me.

by Ryan. cap January 7, 2019

Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021