911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.

*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

emerai

a super sexy foxy mama who likes salsa dancing and long walks on the arabian sea.

oh wow she was quite the emerai

by cxghetyu November 5, 2012

Emerald Chat

Obscure barely alive chat site. Was aimed to be the next omegle. Features 1 on 1 chat, and group chat. Users here are bots, pedophiles, minors, racists, homophobes, islamaphobes, bullies, mentally ill people, social outcasts, Indians, Filipinos, computer programming students, and more.

Guy: *enters 1 on 1 chat on Emerald Chat*

Guy: M or F

Girl: *disconnects*

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

Emer

A pretty girl with a great personality. Normally has an awesome Indian boyfriend.

You rarely see Indian kids with girlfriends, but the one I know is going out with an Emer!

by brownie9984 September 1, 2011

elmer

A reference to Kevin Rudd Australian opposition leader and would be prime minister. Comes from Elmer Fudd. KR is also known as KRUDD or Rudd the Dudd

" Elmer does not understand he is controlled by unions"

by Troy Legus November 17, 2007

Emeric

A meme lord, usually owns an Instagram meme page and can supply an explanation or idea for any possible meme.

Person 1: "Hey look at ____ over there talking about the latest meme, it's almost like he's an expert"
Person 2: "I'd call him an 'Emeric.'"

by add me on soundcloud June 21, 2018