Dylan

A douche bag who needs a girlfriend

Oh my god he's such a Dylan

by Levi Dickerson May 24, 2016

Dylan

A horrible COD player who has a tiny penis, not many friends, and who is over obsessed with anime. He is seen thinking anime girls as his Wai-fu and doesn't need any human interactions. He is comparable to anyone. (Random name) Tristan is sooo dreamy , he is the opposite of a Dylan

Dylan , the uncooliest person around

by Theanimeman June 30, 2016

Dylan

A really cool guy that can sometimes be a jerk but most of the time is completely amazing.

"Wow he's so nice and funny! He's such a Dylan!"

by SPONGEBOBPATRICK December 1, 2011

Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Dylan

Dylan is usually the scrawniest friend in the friend circle. His feet are usually cold, and he seems to be always hungry. Most Dylans have a skeletor like face, and are tall and awkward. Most Dylans have incredibly small penises, however, the odd is average. Dylans are mainly homosexuals and enjoy long and hard ejaculations. You can often find a Dylan surfing the web on a common site called 'elephant tube.'

"Dylan, You're a freak" "Dylan, You're a bear"

by youwillneverknowwinkswinks November 5, 2013

Dylan

A man with an incredibly small penis.

Uhh run away from Dylan he looks ..... Weak

by John1234456789 April 3, 2015

Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016