D&Drection

n. - a boner inspired by something in the fantasy genre

"Is it wrong that Emma Watson gives me a raging D&Drection in the last Harry Potter movie?"

by Tyr Flammel October 25, 2011

derectifying

Having the quality of sending one's boner from midnight to six - i.e., the opposite of pleasurable. Depressing. A buzzkill.

Grinding on the hot girl had me popping a b -- seeing her walk off with her boyfriend was derectifying.

by Pistol Skeet January 12, 2010

Directard

A Directard is a film director that ruins, otherwise good movies with shaky camera work to create the illusion of realism.

"That was an awesome movie but I was getting motion sickness from the over use of shaky camera work, what Directard is responsible for this crap?"

"Hey they invented the steady cam for a reason, you stupid Directard!"

by The Movie Reviewnaut June 12, 2013

directionist

A person who help others find or show directions

"That sexy lady right there is our directionist for our tour today."

by N to the Z April 12, 2016

Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.

I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Derection

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.

being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection

by Trianglesoflove January 2, 2017

Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017