douchebagness 

denotes the quality or state of being a douchebag.

He has an air of douchebagness about him.

douchebagness by Sabrianna February 22, 2010

Douchebag Bisoned 

When, trying to avoid being reprimanded at work you are instead run over by your own co-workers to make them less of a target.

"I thought I had the written reprimand pulled from my file when Randy Douchebag Bisoned me by bringing up the porn I had downloaded...

Douchebag Bisoned by Rubyreddog November 14, 2011

Douchebag

someone who is a very big jerk and will not do anything for other people unless they get something in return

My Friend Daniel Zhang is a Douchebag because all he does is ask people if he can do a small favor that they cant do but in return they have to do a huge favor

Douchebag by Kevin Yao October 1, 2015

Beta Douchebag 

The all new kind of douchebag that's better than ever. These douchebags are the lazy kids that sit in the back of your Chemistry class doing nothing but be disruptive, laugh their asses off, and make seagull noises. These douchebags don't even get bitches! But guess what?! They don't give a fuck!

Person 1: Who are those funny guys wearing skinny jeans? It looks like they don't even have girls to hang out with.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Beta Douchebags!!!

Beta Douchebag by BetaDouchebag111 May 9, 2012

douchebag

A person who is or resembles Kanye West.

That egocentric douchebag has such an inflated sense of his own self worth.

douchebag by LizzieDizzie September 19, 2009

douchebag

John Mayer

John Mayer's Playboy interview took douchbaggedness to an all new level. He has surpassed even the former King of DB Kanye. Examples of his douchebaggedness can be seen in his tweets and all interviews he gives.

douchebag by nldgirl February 12, 2010

Douchebag

A group of gentleman, while expressing their deep inability to cope with everyday challenges such as general speech, simple addition, not using the word, "Bruh," And , parade about thinking that they, in fact, are God's great gift to the world; and that in their white short- Hollister T-shirt wearing- spiked up douche hair- and socks with sandals existence is the epitome of living itself. One from this group can be compared to ANYONE ELSE IN THE GROUP with little variation.

*To other miscellaneous douchebag: "Aye, yo bruh!"
*Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..."
*Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'!"
*Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.

Douchebag by ZGVDHRTR.IIX September 23, 2011