I don't know

An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer

"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"

by IKNOU March 5, 2019

bring it, don't sing it

1. An expression intended to inspire an individual to take action on a certain subject as opposed to constantly talking about said subject.

2. A euphemism for "shut the fuck up and do something."

Drunk 1: "I am gonna drink more tonight than you ever could.. I bet you $1000 I can bong 3 cases of beer and slam 30 shots!"
Drunk 2: "The night is young...come on and bring it, don't sing it."

by weinstein June 27, 2006

Hadji Don't Surf

Hadji became a derogatory name used by American troops to describe enemy fighters during the war in Iraq. The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is based on “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” from the Viet Nam war movie “Apocalypse Now.” The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is a morale declaration that Americans are militarily and culturally superior to their Iraqi enemies.

Captain: "We've been ordered to secure that town TODAY."
Sergeant frowns: "Hmm... that will be a challenge, sir."
Captain smiles. "Yeah, but Hadji don't surf."

by aerodrome January 14, 2013

Don't Even Joke!

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.

Person A: Where were you last night?
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!

by Missy99 January 18, 2006

don't fuck with this senator

NANOMACHINES, SON

*jack getting kicked in the balls*
Armstrong: DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

by PikaboyMOD February 17, 2022

don't be so Republican

stop delaying and procrastinating and do something

Joe was sofrustrated with Janice being so indecisive and slow, that he said "Janice, don't be so Republican!".

by godynov December 30, 2010

i don't care

This is pretty obvious. If you don't know what this means, either English isn't your language, or you are just an idiot. Either way, I don't care.

synonyms include:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

hey, don't you have a girlfriend. dude, i don't care.

by filthyrich February 8, 2008