The Doctor Scholl's

When, after engaging in intercourse with a woman, one, unbeknownst to the woman, ejaculates into her shoes.

The Doctor Scholl's is self-explanatory.

by Bennington August 9, 2010

plaque doctor

A doctor who fixes plaques.

Yeah, the plaque on my high school diploma broke, so I brought it to the plaque doctor.

by pleaseeatmatt April 24, 2019

Doctor 2

To take a mildly racist and do a prostate exam and tell he is part black

I think this man needs a doctor 2

by Whydontutakemetogumpytown March 25, 2023

Doctor Wang

Your friendly neighbor urologist

My balls hurt so I made an appointment with Doctor Wang M.D.

by myballskindaHURT March 30, 2010

gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it

Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Ham Doctor

A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.

"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one."
"Hit me."
"Ham Doctor."
"Eughh."

by Slyk July 22, 2009