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Obessesive Computer Disorder

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD
Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.
by ckwhy November 14, 2010
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The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.
President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?
by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011
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Pubescence Collapse Disorder

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.
Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!
by The definder September 24, 2011
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Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder

The compulsion to CC your boss or colleagues on every damn email you send!

The sufferer usually will usually tell you they do it to keep their boss "in the loop" but mostly it's just to prove they're working.

Commonly known as OCCD.
Why do I have 50 fucking emails from you today? Get your Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder under control or I'll disable your email account.
by MaxVegas July 31, 2012
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caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
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The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.
Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!
by Vinja August 1, 2016
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Hoe Dick Disorder

A medical condition in which a male genitalia is erect several times a day for at least 10 minutes but no longer than 4 hours. Different than erectile dysfunction as HDD is induced by purely hoe behaviors.
GF: BB, is your dick hard again?
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.
by dirtysloo July 11, 2016
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