crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

depression wannabe

A person who cuts of says "I'm depressed rn gtg cut I'm so sad" but ince you even try to stop them they're all like "OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND IVE KILLED A PERSON WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND MY MOM SUCKS SO DONT EVEN TRY STOPPING ME!!" and if you don't reply they'll be all like "IM STILL GINNA DO IT" .... "ILL DO IT!!" And you're forced to either look like a dick or submit to their wills

"Sierra is *such* a depression wannabe, she always pretends that she kills people and she's cooler than she really is."

by Actually and literally no one October 30, 2017

Fack Depression

The feeling of being upset yet happy at the same time over the ship of Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer (other wise known as Fack ) as they may be acting cute together or that they may not exist or, which is already true, are perfect for each other and it’s so perfect that it hurts. Symptoms include no sleep, not eating, not talking to anyone, heartaches and Depression in general ( the kind that makes you feel too happy that it leaves you sad.)

Person 1: “Woah you look aweful what happened to you? Did you not sleep again?”
Person 2: “Nope I’m just suffering from Fack Depression at the moment.”
Person 1: “Damn good luck recovering.”
Person 2: “Heheh thanks I’ll need it...”

by facklover2701 August 11, 2018

Jachary depression

Jack Avery and Zachary Herrons ship name that has now been put on hold because of Gabbie Gonzella safe to say this ship is bow sinking

Gabbie ruined my jachary ship now i have Jachary depression

by Jachary May 24, 2018

noah depression

The feeling when you realise that noah has been an important part of your life ever since 'stranger things' popped up
and all these 'noah schnapps edits' on Instagram make you wanna die cuz the people who made it are talented and their getting noticed, youre just there liking them and not getting noticed

'noah schnapps edits'
No one:
Actually no one:
Stranger things fandom and noah STANS that has never met him:OMG I MISS HIM:'( the noah depression is kicking in. OMG

by schnappbacktorealitiy April 4, 2019

Depression Grinder

A videogame where the player performs mundane tasks repeatedly (aka grinding) in exchange for rewards (that are usually randomized and disappointing) in lieu of fun and compelling gameplay.

"Ugh, why would you buy lootboxes in a depression grinder like that?"

"I quit World of Warcraft when I realized how much of a depression grinder it is."

by IMJL January 2, 2018