Turkish Delight

The Mediterranean version of a happy ending.

The only good thing about that massage was that she tipped ME with a Turkish delight.

by Blurrynomenclature January 10, 2017

Angel Delight

When you clear your nose with a snort and swallow after a heavy night on the bugle, and all the night-befores-tackle goes down the back your throat; breathing life into an otherwise difficult morning.

"fuckin hell, Steve, I thought I was done for until that Angel Delight ran down my gullet".

by robdelterror September 14, 2025

Baker's Delight

Engaging in oral with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was bout to go down on her last night when I started to smell something funny, then she shouted out "I hope you enjoy my BAKER'S DELIGHT!"

by fleetwuud April 17, 2016

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Turkish delight

When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.

Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight

Friend: fuckin sick cunt

by Whatahead July 21, 2020

Country Delight

Claims to sell milk but actually does the job of an alarm clock. Wakes you up every morning even before even your dad wakes up so you don't get to hear 'beta jaldi uthoge toh hi tarakki karoge'.

Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.

Kya aapne Country Delight ka doodh peeya hai?

by noddy1000 November 24, 2021

Cum cat delight

When you nut into a hoes belly button and get her cat to slurp it out of her belly button

“Yo get yo pussy cat over here for her cum cat delight.”

by Nigga glare February 10, 2019