Danksgiving

1) When you go to a thanksgiving party and everything goes as planned and the turkey is perfectly cooked.
2) After smoking a lot and I mean a lot of weed, get the munchies, and then have an "awesome" meal
3) What I did on thanksgiving, go to a boring ass hippy party, find some friends that you werent expecting to see, getting some chronic joints blazed, passing them to the right, and having a "fuckin sweet" time.

Square: Man I had the best Thanksgiving ever, it was so dank! Almost like a Danksgiving...
Smokey McPot: Dude my old highschool friend came up from LA last weekend he we got him so baked!!! (laughter) he thought it was the best Danksgiving ever!
Me: (2:30 pm) Dude we have to be here till like 6.
Me: Why is it taking so long to roll that joint??
(minutes later) *cough* *cough* Dude this gravy is giving me funny looks... (more laughter)

by Pete...Jones November 27, 2009

schwag dankus

Oxymoronic description of the simultaneous relation to a positive experience such as being high going along with the music . A performance that increases a high based off the performance of the live act .

We got Schwag Dankus’d so hard when that shitty DJ got off and the better one came on .

by Jj champagne January 15, 2020

Dankstank

A long stinky verson of an Alex. You can smell them from a mile away and it is very gross. Usually found next to groupies that also stink.

"Dude you smell all DANKSTANK today."

by Dudesmells123 October 26, 2011

Danks

The dank way of saying thanks

-ayy man take muh kush
-danks man ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

by HonestlyIDon'tHaveACat March 13, 2015

danish taco

An abnormally blonde vagina with blue spots around the clitorus

It's all fun and games until she pulls her danish taco out

by Jigglybins October 9, 2016

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

Danista

Danista I a very loving person. Who love animals all types is very pretty more on the curve side knows how to put herself out there to get noticed can pull any guy she wants but has to show them her personality is a little freaky in the sheets but loves romantic everything she love to be outside in warm weather and would never lie to you she might seem like the nicest person you know and the cutest but don’t get on her bad side because she will hold a grudge. Danista also know how to live it up and get the best out of life if you know a DANISTA never let this girl leave your life because she is probably the best part of it. Also she probably has way nicer clothes and fashion sense than you she could be very helpful to you.

How is Danista the coolest person I know

by Thatisfire April 24, 2019