five-dollar word

Unnecessarily complicated or pretentious words that smug assholes use to assert their perceived intellectual "superiority."
Brad: "Frankly, the film's quality was substandard at best, leading to an inherent dissociation and disconnect to myself as a paying audience member. It was almost insolent in its pandering. Thus, I can only describe the experience in viewing the film as one of a cataclysmic nature."

Tina: "So, you're saying you didn't like the film. What's with all the five-dollar words?"

Brad: "That statement is a gross oversimplification of my feelings regarding what should be a work of art. I'm merely trying to open and nurture a dialog , so that we may enjoy eachother's company in the spirit of natural, healthy debate."

Tine: "You're just trying to impress me and get in my pants, aren't you? Ain't happening."

Brad: "Well... shit."
by TaxiFred September 01, 2016
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5 dollar holla

an easy girl that will sleep with you if you pay her or even if you dont.
your mom is a 5 dollar holla.
by dicklips4 October 14, 2008
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5 dollar game

the act of convincing a 9 year old boy to put his fist elbow deep in his coaches ass and reciving a 5 dollar reward.
and after i played the 5 dollar game with coach, it was your turn
by puterschmit September 19, 2007
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3 dollar bill

something that is very queer;involving gayness
Dude that teacher givin us that homework is as gay as a 3 dollar bill!
by Cory Barker April 29, 2007
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sand dollar nipples

Nipples larger than average. In fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. They are acceptable on large breasts, but downright dissappointing on small-tittet women
I took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her boobs, I thought I was at the beach, even worse she was an A-Cup
by Brandon February 03, 2004
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6 dollar hoe

the stupid bitch posing for 6 dollar shirt ads. chances are, she has another job on a soft-core porn site because she is wearing no bra.
6 dollar hoe is what that gay shirt should say. maybe then she'd give some desperate nerds wood.
by i hate $6 shirt ads January 03, 2010
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whiskey-dicked dollar

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.
Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.
by baby sea tuna December 28, 2007
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