cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.

Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.

by M and M January 13, 2008

cooter

vagina

COOTER

Best time to locate it is between 8:00 p.m.- 12:a.m.

drowned in choclate syrup and smoothered in whip cream

by UNDEFINED_72 October 15, 2009

cooted

Cooted is another way of saying, "I'm fucking tired." Typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin' with some buddies. Cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of passing out.

Bro, I was so cooted last night after I smashed that broad.

by DKFresh July 3, 2010

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

cooter biscuit

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011

Coyote

These are the male counter parts to Cougars. Usually newly divorced you can tell this by the fact that they will use the same lines they did in the 1980's and only reference things like Sonny Crockett from Miami Vice. Typically they are a very aggressive angry sort that wants fresh meat and can be easily spotted in there members only jacket or light pastel t shirts with a blazer over it. They lurk in the clubs and will try to impress a Puma or other Naive young women into going home with them. There tactics typically include mentioning that the wife is gone, driving a nice car, and Miami Vice. They drink very non manly drinks like Michelob Ultra, Pink Squirrels, and some form of a Martini typically a Cosmo. Traveling in groups of 2 or 3 they can be seen causing a ruckus and bitching about the new music that is being played.

Oh man look at the Coyotes that just walked into the bar.

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

cooter booger

The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region.

Thanks babe, now let me go wash these cooter boogers off and we can grab something to eat.

by Bosley June 1, 2006