Crumble Cop

A law enforcement officer from Battle Ground, WA that was effective before Washington State passed Initiative 502 to legalize marijuana. If pulled over by a crumble cop in Battle Ground, your car would be thoroughly searched for marijuana. If even crumbles were found, you would be taken to Clark County Jail.

"Do the speed limit in Battle Ground, we've got that pipe in the center console and the crumble cops are out today"

by Dominickus Wells January 20, 2013

crumbderpants

When you get crumbs in your under pants

After eating graham crackers on the couch , I stood up and had the unfortunate recognition that I'd developed crumbderpants!

by evilmissyann July 19, 2017

Crumbster

A man who frequents hotels and jizzes on the robes supplied in the room.

Did that Crumbster really just ask for more robes sent to his room?

by The_Prophessor May 30, 2018

Crumbass

A person who leaves crumbs after preparing or eating food.

“Hey, crumbass, come back here and clean up your mess!”

by Bloo333 May 28, 2021

Dropping crumbs

Adj. Being wealthy/well-off

V. Spending small amounts of cash in various places in a short amount of time

Comes from the analogy of money being referred to as "bread"

Adj. Girl, you need to find yourself a better man. Someone funny, smart, and droppin' crumbs.

V. We took Stacey to the mall and she was dropping crumbs left and right!

by pinkchicgeek April 21, 2015

strudel crumbs

When you bust in or on your girl, you both pass out then wake up and go at it again and the dried up stuff crumbles off like sand in your bed LOL

Her- We really need to change the bedding it’s like sleeping at the beach....
Him- HaHaHa most people shower when they get home from the beach....gotta love them strudel crumbs! LMAO

by SugarCrisp519 December 31, 2017

Cum crumbs

The stuff left over in your cum sock after you use it.

Girl: I'm cold.
Guy: Go grab some socks.
Girl: Ew! What's in this one?
Guy: Oh those are cum crumbs, that's my cum sock.

by BigDumpling January 16, 2018