Bed Crumbs

Blanket fuzz and other particles found in your hair after sleeping or laying in bed. Most common first thing in the morning after a good nights sleep.

Person: "You have a fuzz in your hair."

Me: "Oh, it's just bed crumbs. I should probably shower."

by PDilla January 3, 2012

crumb bum

Someone who isn't doing the work they're supposed to, who's being lazy.

Yo, crumb bum, get to work!

by Eriak July 22, 2009

pit crumbs

The small, white, crumb-like balls that gather under your arm in your pit region. These are products of white solid deodorant applied in the morning normally on a hot, humid day. Not very attractive when wearing a sleeveless shirt, especially a guy with long pit hairs.

He needs to switch to clear deodorant because his pit crumbs are gross.

by AIMS312 December 14, 2008

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

bread-crumbs

Often referred to in webdesign as a list of places you have been. Could also be used as a refrence of where you have been or who you've been with.

Overlooking a crowd, Julie candidly said "oh, that one, he is cute, single, and a great kisser I might add, one of my bread-crumbs of course," while updating Lauren on who's who amongst the partygoers.

by -Leslie January 6, 2008

crumb

One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a moth.

That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.

by Drew Christx December 28, 2005

English Crumpet

Pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his anus and testicles on the pinned person's face

"You better back off or we'll give yo ass the English crumpet"

Person 1: "Why is he puking?"

Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"

by michelleelala December 5, 2014