The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.
It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.
Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.
It says;
"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.
Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.
Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.
Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.
Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.
It says;
"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.
Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.
Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.
Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*
Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
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