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Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023
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Ion Crow

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.
I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.
by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025
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wet crow

when the pussy so musty it smell like wet crow
damn, my bitch had a bad case of wet crow last night
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Crowing

Used for when an umbrella gets flipped inside out due to wind, etc.
Damn! Those winds are crowing my umbrella!

Dude, your umbrella is so crowed!
by BecauseRainbowsArePretty July 30, 2016
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lisa crow

the name for somebody with a leg that faces inwards/pigeon leg (slang) from Swanley.
by lewlew2002 August 10, 2016
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Sheryl Crow hole

orifice into which breadsticks are to be inserted making certain to utilize water based alfredo sauce
Im going to Olive Garden to stuff my Sheryl Crow hole with never ending breadsticks.
by Blazeysdad April 21, 2024
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