big crime

so you know how tubbo is the big law? well i propose an idea. tommy is the big crime.
at around 11 and a half minutes on tommyinnit's video "i met wilbur soot in real life," he calls himself the "dirty crime boy," before getting slapped by wilbur. he also has committed many atrocities in the dream smp story.
so boom. that's my idea.

guy 1: damn tommy is such a big crime
guy 2: yeah, have you seen how he acts in the smp?

by mochachii April 13, 2021

Hate Crime

A crime, usually violent, that is motivated by race, religion, disability, or sexual orientation.

Because Karen etched a homophobic slur onto my car, she will not only be charged with vandalism, but also a possible hate crime.

by Yoyo5371 April 16, 2021

Crime

An act created by false leaders who lack the ability to know self worth without having groups of people to consider beneath their level of desired achievement.

If it wasnt for all this crime all blacks and Latinos would be lawyers living in Beverly Hills.

The crime rate is down I guess I'll be kissing another obama's ass...

How did Cortez become a senator? I thought all Hispanic had crimes, who dropped the ball Billy?

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Crime

ex underrated c ops player with the highest ping ever , made a good team called disobey but didn't get the chance to make it big

Crime - Not Crime

by cCcrime May 6, 2021

Hate Crime

Something that white gay girls joke about because they think eyeliner is going to kill someone

Emma said to me “I’m going to get hate crimed here”. Having no idea that my family has been hate crimed for being black.

by nobody-knows7 May 19, 2021

bro crime

When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.

Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20

by llmbntf May 31, 2021

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024