A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022
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by Big dicc randy September 6, 2025
Get the Fortnite war crime mug.Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?
by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023
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Hym "But it IS what YOU are doing and the fact that it's retaliatory is proof of intent. It's an intent crime. Hey, if Nietzsche thought the religion was a tool for the weak to rule over the strong... Why would Jordan Peterson's interpretation of the 'Death of God' be correct? Why would Nietzsche want people to return to God if 'God' is 'the weak ruling over the strong?' So no. You're doing the same thing to me that you're doing and DID (while he was alive) to Nietzsche."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
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Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.
Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.
Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.
by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023
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