Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.

Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**

by eLMacK September 23, 2011

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The Bemidji Creep

The act of sneaking your car into the far right of a “straight” lane, effectively making a (illegal) right turn lane. Extremely popular in some regions, particularly Bemidji, MN.

“This guy Bemidji Creep (ed) next to me and took off my passenger side mirror”
“The Bemidji creep is so useful…and annoying”

Bemidji Creep: to make an illegal right turn lane by splitting the straight lane

by In the Sun July 25, 2022

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creep crawler

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.

Hey man the fuckin Gary Busey is becoming quite the little creep crawler.

by C.C. Deville September 02, 2007

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