creation stalk

When you stalk someone to the creation of their Facebook/Twitter, i.e., you keep clicking "Older Posts" until you have read it all.

Sarah had such a crush on Liam, she creation stalked his Facebook.

by allthatreallymatters January 22, 2011

Creams My Corn

When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)

Dang, when I got shot in the stomach that really Creams my corn

by Waje Watermeloned February 21, 2019

cheese crease

a vagina that is so filthy it looks like someone has punched a custard slice in said girls pants

you should've seen the state on that girls cheese crease, looked like it had never seen soap

by matthew ellis July 13, 2006

creamster

A group of scene kids on myspace dedicated to being SCENE that know absolutly nothing about music.

True 1: Oh! hey! look at those creamsters in the back of the venue!

True 2: Yeah, those kids dont even know the bands playing.

by John Trevalle April 30, 2006

Atlas of Creation

Harun Yahya's most famous work and the biggest load of bull shit ever laid to paper. The first of three volumes of this book is devoted entirely to claims of the fossil record denouncing evolution due to the lack of transitional forms between species. Yahya's understanding of evolutionary genetics is clearly lacking because he believes a transitional form requires incomplete organs and a freakish hybrid of the body types of two species. This would not be the case as the difference in genetic code between the simplest microbial life form and a human is only approximately 40%. Between humans and chimpanzees, potentially less than 3%. When one takes into consideration that the majority of DNA(more than 50%) doesn't code for anything and is essentially junk and that the 3% difference occurs in less than half of the genome, it is easily conceivable that there was a creature with approximately 1.5% difference in genetic code between humans and chimps with fully formed organs and a conventional body, and that, by some subtle mutation in a few individuals passed on over time, could have given rise to both species, Homo sapiens and Pan troglodytes(chimps). (continued in example)

One point down, another of Yahya's favorite points seems to be that a species doesn't change significantly in it's existence. A problem arises when one examines the examples Yahya provides. He shows a fossilized dragonfly and says it is no different than a modern dragonfly. He fails to provide a scale, misleading the eye with photos shown as the same size. In reality, the prehistoric dragonfly he shows is multiple times larger than it's modern counterpart and both belong to different species. Finally, Yahya likes to point out that Darwin himself acknowledged holes in his theory of evolution. Of course Darwin did, he created the theory before the study of genetics came into existence so he had no way of understanding the lack of transitional forms in the fossil record or any of the other problems with his theory. That is why theories evolve and modern science provides to strengthen his theory. And one last closing note to the idiots(using the true definition meaning those with an IQ lower than 25) who support the Atlas of Creation, the word theory in science has a drastically different meaning than what many use it to mean colloquially. A scientific theory is the closest a scientist can come to solid fact while acknowledging the potential for new understanding to change our outlook on reality.

by SamForScience September 30, 2011

Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.

Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.

by MathPlus January 9, 2019

creative reaction

A moment of unlimited potential, where energy and creativity are released in high yields. (A more descriptive term for "being in the zone", the phrase it replaces.) The conditions necessary for a creative reaction are a well-engineered infrastructure, simplified business procedures, and productivity skills which enable creatives to shut out distractions, make the most of available time, and be energized. When these conditions are met, the spark of creativity is all that is needed for a creative reaction to occur.

I shut my door, turned the ringer off, then quit out of chat & e-mail. I got SO MUCH of my screenplay done. Creative reaction is the only way to describe it!

by Marc L. Grubb July 1, 2008