television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels
person 1: "hey did you see that special on HBO last night?
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"
by Cole Pat D. October 04, 2007
Like the reverse cowgirl, but while doing reverse pushups.
Zach Statler: I gave that girl a sick grumpy cowboy last night, it was so good she made me wear a cowboy hat and boots.
by xbassistdoodx September 06, 2010
A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 01, 2012
"You smoke cigarettes?"
"Yeah dude. Whatcha got?"
"Reds."
"Hell naw, dawg. I don't fuck with those cowboy killers, they're harsh."
"Yeah dude. Whatcha got?"
"Reds."
"Hell naw, dawg. I don't fuck with those cowboy killers, they're harsh."
by speciialkaay May 23, 2017
A person who dresses up in cowboy clothes that shows chest hair and gold chains. Someone looking like Chachi on Happy Days, but cowboy-ish.
by christy3505 November 02, 2007
A cock described to be large in size and girth, but in reality its as small as the confidence that pushes it.
by Cuntr3y Giirrl March 05, 2017
A deathcore/death metal band out of Glendale Arizona, which slowly gained popularity due to their "girl scream" in their most popular, and slightly overrated song titled: "Entombment of a Machine". Thousands upon thousands of "hardcore kids" made it a priority to obtain their merchandise, and as the band began to seem like sellouts, Jonny Davy, vocalist and founder of the band mouthed off to Hot Topic saying, "Job For A Cowboy is too hardcore for Hot Topic". Almost instantly Hot Topic removed any and all merch the band had given to them to sell. The band now hides behind Jonny Davy's problems, and many harsh labels, playing guitar that is tuned too low for anyone to possibly transcribe. Acceptional guitar playing is unseen, and their drummer Jon Rice's tallents, although godly, remain unnoticed.
JFAC fan #1: "Too bad Jonny Davy had to run his mouth. Now its almost impossible to find anything with a Job For A Cowboy logo on it!"
JFAC fan #2: "I know! Their shirt designs were so cool too!"
JFAC fan #2: "I know! Their shirt designs were so cool too!"
by wildchild666 February 16, 2009