Covid Mubarak

Celebrating Eid in the Covid-19 environment.

1. Covid Mubarak, everyone! May this Eid brings happiness and health, as it precious. Don't forget to sanitize your hands after shaking hands and hugging.
2. Ramlan is being warded and quarantine at the hospital because of Covid-19. Covid Mubarak to him.

by hairrizmc May 21, 2020

covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

....................

Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

by bilemonger May 29, 2020

COVID-19ed

When someone bails from social interaction. They don't want it to sound personal, but they really don't have a better excuse.

Hey man is your wife's boyfriend coming over for pizza? Nah he found out I'd be there and he COVID-19ed.

by babygress June 4, 2020

Covid Spiderman

A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.

Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.

by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020

Covid Con

1. A scam related to using the pandemic to become rich.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.

He was trying to perpetrate a Covid con,
but I am too smart.

by Divinessence June 15, 2020

Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.

Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.

by Firephoenix June 16, 2020