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common

Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.
That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.
by dan April 13, 2004
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Commonwealth spelling

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.
Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?
by Michael Zed March 15, 2010
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Commonism

J. Edgar Hoover's pronunciation of communism.
"Senator, I think that commonism is as serious a menace to the United States as it ever was if not more so."
by Oscar MacGorden January 26, 2012
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commonly

When a bitch sucks your dick then your friend's dick then your friend's friend's dick then your friend's friend's dick she is a commonly as in she commonly sucks dick.
Bro: Bro i got my dick sticky with (insert name)
Bro2: Me too dude!
Bro3: So did I she's such a commonly.
by Oscar Denali September 17, 2014
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Cosmo Girl

A slightly deformed young woman with profoundly wide jawbones.

Usually selected by a Dyke who operates in the background of a widely distributed women's magazine, she is selected to be on the cover and she will be recognized by having distracting eye and lip makeup.

Paradoxically, this distraction from her jaw deformity is attractive to (or ignored by) many normal, middle-class, female magazine purchasers, and such magazines profit well from the display of their osteo-warped models. Some even go on to become movie stars despite their handicaps.

Often classified as a fetish, the best explanation is that Dykes somehow are attracted to wide jaws in females as a faux masculine trait, and thereby acceptable where a genuine male jaw would not.
Good grief Herbert, gouge out my eyes! Look at that Cosmo Girl on the rack there!
by FunkyObserver September 13, 2011
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commonwealth games

a medicore games infused with communisum, at stalin's times it was invented as a game for the formal nations of their enemy- britian and others who support her. these sports consisted of the normal summer olympic sports.

But the commonwealth games is actually being used as a advantage to the soviet union and her allies to take over britian as well as other sporting events such as the winter olympics and the soccer world cup during the same year to dispose of the west's capitalism and take over their country.
Today , the commonwealth games is still being used by communist to intergrate and destroy the west's goverments of capitalisum and facisum.

Still some people belived that the commonwealth games was commisined by the queen but communist properganda deplites that instead.
PROPERGANDA MACHINE:The Melbourne 2006 commonwealth games is organised by the howard Goverment

Aussies: YAY! we r having the Games..

Communist (whispering): we are planning to take over australia to use it as a checkpoint in order to bomb britian and the united states!
by An Aussie February 12, 2006
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Commonwealth

I'm headed back to the commonwealth soon to go to the Cape.
by pijama March 28, 2009
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