Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister

Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage

by Donk912 July 19, 2016

costastick

A guy who loves to suck chode on the side

Costastick was doing what he does best to little jimmy

by Mrpotato12345 June 12, 2016

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

by Garzipan August 11, 2016

cosmagasm

A cosmagasm is when something that is out of the universe amazing.

His dick was so bomb, I had a cosmagasm!

by B-flakes March 5, 2017

Costa

You have inside jokes with this guy, even though he kind of weird he always makes you laugh. Nothing can ruin the mood of this kid once he gets going

Friend: Costa tell us a joke

Costa: okay so gold walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says a u... /cackles

by Tiagoel May 13, 2017

Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.

"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"

by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017