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IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER
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Annoying fuckin bitch, A certain man is someone who just annoys you, whenever this person speaks to you or looks at you, you want to punch them in the face.
by Thiago silva August 21, 2021
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Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
by honneamise December 20, 2018
Get the the certainty principle mug.(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
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"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009
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1- "man, that was a certain death"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"
by baxter October 29, 2003
Get the certain death mug.Much like its definition (spoiled milk), this term refers to a person who is past his/her expiration date. Not to be confused with mortality, instead, the term refers an undesirable individual. A person whose lack of social skills and poor general sense of hygiene impede contact for extended periods of time. People who fit the name are rude, smell bad (a foul odor permeates from the oral cavity) and have no sense whatsoever.
Don't stand too close to the nurse in the back, she reeks!
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Yeah, it's her breath. She's rude too, she's a leche cortada.
by PurveyorOfJuice August 27, 2009
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