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Corporate Smoke Show

Used to describe a office babe who clearly likes to do stuff and would still be considered a 9-10 outside the office. A corporate smoke show has a super model body and is dressed to a Tee (clearly financed by a millionaire husband or daddy). This phrase should not be used for any office talent, but reserved for the classy bitch in legal that is clearly out of your league.
"My fucking GOD! Did you see that babe?"

"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."

"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"
by Bruh Bruh November 8, 2013
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Concord

Seeing as concord is a wealthy town (don't try to deny it, the average (AVERAGE) house is 800k) There are many children who's parents are vice presidents of companies such as oracle and bank of america. Many people are very materialistic (i'm not saying that's good or bad, just a fact) And preppiness is prevalent. There is also a fairly large contigent of skaters/punks/"individualists"/druggies (i'm not saying they are the same thing) probably because of the large sect of preps. There are a lot of broken homes, which possibly lead to the drug/alcohol abuse. All in all however, most concord kids (despite how rich their families are) are just like normal average kids you can find everywhere (and yes we have our fair share of complete and total idiots.)
girl 1: where are you going for february vacation?
girl 2: i'm going skiing with my stepfather and stepsister in vail. What about you?
girl 1: oh, i'm going to prague to shop with my stepmother. She seems to think that she can buy my love. and it's kinda working

guy 1: dude, did you hear? they set the halfpipe at the skatepark on fire!
guy 2: i was there man!
guy 1: sick! you must've been wasted!
guy 2: haha, yeah dude
guy 1: wanna go hang out at cumby's down in concord center?
guy 2: sure

girl 1: hey, wanna come over tonight and get ready for the dance together?
girl 2: sure sounds like fun, then we can go back to my house and watch snl
by thatswicked May 2, 2006
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Corporal

A Noncommissioned Officer (NCO) in various armed forces, of a rank immediately below sergeant, or, in Canada, a master corporal. Also the rank above a Private.
Lawrence: Hey I just got promoted from a Private!
Jason: Oh! Now you're a Corporal!
GO ARMY.
by schoolboyjason1 August 10, 2009
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Corrorist

A corona-infected jihadist or terrorist who is hell-bent to spread the virus to as many “infidels” as possible to get even at the authorities for refusing to incorporate the sharia into the legal system, or for allegedly treating some radical Islamists unfairly.
In Xinjiang, dozens of corrorists have volunteered to travel all the way to Beijing with the aim of infecting a thousand-odd hardcore Chinese Communists to “teach them a lesson” for cracking down on “Islamic extremism.”
by Covido December 26, 2020
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cumming corporation

A corporation that has groups of people who like cumming together and bond through their cum.
Cumming Corporation is committed to creating value for our clients through our proven expertise, and lasting relationships based on trust, reliability and results.
by BB910 August 3, 2010
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Corporate Cunt

A football fan who who becomes sucked into the evil, corporate sponsored side of the game. Typical symptoms of a corporate cunt include:
- sitting in the posh seats
- going to pre-match 'hospitality'
- forgetting how to sing, chant and hurl abuse
- eating prawn sandwiches during the game
- being more interested in the bar than the game
"He used to be a proper fan. Since he changed jobs though he's become a right corporate cunt"
by Scroogey August 30, 2006
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concord

A small town in MA 20 minutes from boston. There are a lot of punks running around and most kids do drugs because they can afford them. Concord is about average to upper class. Acton cares way too much about sports because that is all they can possibly have against Concord, but the truth is Concord doesn't care all that much about sports, and they are still good at them anyways, just in some cases is not nearly as good as Acton. Most Concordians are rich and can act stand-offish to people they don't like or are not from around here, and it's often confused with being snobby.
Tourists: "Let's take pictures of this historical town!"
Concordians: "Ew stupid tourists."
by Irony789098765 May 11, 2006
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