Crooked Edge

The anti straight edge. These people drink, smoke, do drugs, or all of the above. They feel that it's imporant to have a good time and to not judge people on there substance use.

Im Crooked Edge and i smoke and drink! So Fuck off straight edge fag.

by DLK September 7, 2007

crooked smile

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

by Bdex October 4, 2013

Corked

When a female is on period and currently has a tampon in, preventing anything from coming out or going in.

Damn, that chick was such a bitch. She must be corked.

by Hilary and Dennis October 6, 2009

crooked pirate

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

by vishay August 1, 2004

Nathan Cooke

One who is completely and unbelievably awesome; one who has an enormous penis and the ability to make everyone happy. Has been none to move away; while previous locations remain shines to those left behind;

Nathan Cooke has such an enormous penis!
Taylor's a faggot

by nate:D December 13, 2010

Rice Cooker

Fat Man and Little Boy flew over Japan one at a time cooking rice in Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Japanese people

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its a fucking rice cooker

by JustTha June 9, 2019

crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007