Cumservative: A person who willingly and knowingly sucks a Trump supporting cuckservative's cock, for better or worse (usually worse, as per usual in situations involving racist ignorant rape enabling bigoted narcissists and fiscally incompetent psychopathic child murderers).
We all loved 57 year old Mary until we found out she was a cumservative dipshit. Apparently this 72 year old cuckservative Trump supporter, who riddled himself with massive debts he had no way of paying off by purchasing various superfluous novelty items such as a $30,000+ powerboat, and an entry-level but still very expensive almost new Mercedes in his early 60’s (despite lacking the proper skills, intelligence, dedication, and career to successfully, selfishly and needlessly purchase such purposeless things) had the hots for her and she dropped her panties almost instantly upon seeing his (observably presented as a deserved and outright owned) collection of expensive toys and classicly white & privileged displays of affluence. Well poor Mary being the sucker for deluded and incompetent backwoods redneck blue collar trust fund baby boomer pigfuckers she is, ended paying all his debts with her deceased ex-Air Force husbands massive fortune, and now they go to MAGA rallys at least once a year in between the other 364 days a year of golfing and masturbating to Fox news and whatever casually racist murder porn is on that night.
by TommyPicklesN*gga June 15, 2020
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"What the hell is this!? This isn't anime! It's not even Japanese!"
"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"
"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."
"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"
"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."
by Karashou May 31, 2016
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A typical ice cream conservation at a café:
Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!
Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!
Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!
Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!
by krimzon rox July 6, 2010
Get the ice cream conservation mug.Analogous to the Law of Conservation of Energy, Conservation of Racism states that the total racism of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be constant over time. This law means that racism can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another.
Student 1: paraphrase of Ibram Kendi, "Racism didn't go way after civil-rights act was passed. It just became more complex."
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.
by You can't handle my handle July 1, 2020
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Jon Corzine promised to never raise taxes on New Jersians to appear to be a conservative. He really was a conswervative, showing his true colors when he raised the sales tax to 7% and otherwise broke his promise to never raise taxes.
by Junior J October 2, 2007
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He is pro-feminist cuntservative.
by TheOtherSlimShydi August 28, 2016
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Conservatism also hates science, and rejects vaccines and denies climate change.
Conservatism also hates science, and rejects vaccines and denies climate change.
White people: Conservatism will save our superior race, so I'm going to vote against my own interests. Who needs healthcare and vaccines? All I need is my racist hatred.
Other people: Yea... sounds about white.
Other people: Yea... sounds about white.
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2018
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