conservajizz

Both literally and metaphorically a conservajizz is any conservative that is in the habit of slurping up Putin's excess jizz or sperm that oozes out of Trump's flabby old asshole. Metaphorically this could represents all of Congress. Taken literally this would mean Paul Ryan...

REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Hey Paul Ryan, are you going back to work on the Health Care Bill?
PAUL RYAN: No... Putin is over at the Trump Tower tonight packing Trump in his asshole so I thought I'd 'conservajizz' instead...

REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Wonderful. Any chance I could lick whatever spunk you don't swallow?

PAUL RYAN: Nope! I'm a tight ass punk kiss ass bitch and I want all of Putin's shit stained jizz that drips out of Trump's anus for myself.

by ECHOROCK June 4, 2017

conservatism

A new offshoot of neo-republicanism, a new political orientation that can, apparently, be discriminated against.

Cancel culture hates, and therefore is trying to eliminate, the 3 main tenets, the 3 c's of non progressivism and conservatism

by Sexydimma April 18, 2021

conservative anarchist

one who believes in all the ideas of libertarianism and follows anarchism but does not believe in abortion or go out and protest wars like a flaming faggot.
to be a conservative anarchist you must....
1) say fuck authority and the RIAA
2) frequently use kazaa lite
3) wherever you go , bring spraypaint and tag the conservative anarchist logo (an elephant with a swastika and an anarchy circle with an "A" in it on top of it)
4) white power (some respect to vietnamese and philipino)
5) doesnt believe in abortion

Person A : I love being a radical anarchist. Let's go protest a war!
Person B : Shut the fuck up and keep sucking Bradley.
Person A : Okay. Maybe we should just give up being radical faggots and just become CONSERVATIVE ANARCHISTS.

by JEREMYLITTLEFIELD January 31, 2004

Neo-conservationist

Hippy, Greenie, Left-wing idiot, basically a tree hugger.

That Neo-conservationist won't let me drive a Ferrari.

by Mr Tree October 18, 2008

Conservative

Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.

New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.

How dare you attack the integrity of the president in front of me, I'm a conservative you know.

by Sam is a Dick April 25, 2007

conservative

Someone who believes in the principles of limited government, sound classical economic policy, and/or federalism. See founding fathers. Except Jefferson. Screw Jefferson. DO NOT SEE Neoconservative, i.e. who believes in the principles of a socially active federal government that avoids any discussion of economic theory.

I may be a conservative, but don't hold it against me, its only because I have read an economic textbook before.

Jefferson sucks.

Liberal: Don't elect him, he's a social facist!
Conservative: That may be true, but what does that have to do with me being a politician?

by REAGAN LIVES March 6, 2009

Conservagina

1.Conservagina is a euphemism for unattainable or difficultly aquired pussy.

2.Also refers to woman with standards, girls without STD's, and blue-ball inducing bitches.

1. "Man, her conservagina is as cold as ice, and it's getting me down."
2. "I've been chasing this conservagina for months, but still haven't gotten any."

by TheKooshMan March 24, 2011