Conbait

A specialized form of Grassbait targeting religious, spiritual, supernatural, or metaphysical beliefs. The Conbaiter doesn't just pathologize—they criminalize, framing the believer as a "con artist," "charlatan," "grifter," or "delusional conspiracy theorist." The assumption is that anyone who believes in things beyond materialist explanation is either mentally ill or running a scam. Conbait is common in discussions of religion, paranormal phenomena, alternative healing, or any spirituality that doesn't fit scientific materialism. The goal isn't understanding or even disagreement—it's exposure, mockery, and character assassination. Belief becomes evidence of either pathology or predation.

"I mentioned my meditation practice and experiences with something I can only call spiritual. Instant Conbait: 'So you're either schizophrenic or scamming people for money. Which is it?' Not a question about experience, not curiosity about belief—just a forced choice between illness and fraud. That's not dialogue; that's a trap."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

Conal The Video Game

Conal The Video Game is a video game starring Conal! also known as Funnyboybhfsyig, Conal The Video game is the peak of peak, the worlds best video game

Homosapien 1: Oh golly gee! i can wait to goon to conal the video game starring Funnyboybhfsyig!
Homosapien 2: NAHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOON TO FUNNYBOYBHFSYIG?!?! WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN GOON TO THE BULLY SEAN WARNED US ABOUT

by RoninSamurai4785 July 6, 2025

Conan Gray

A 26 year old singer songwriter with 4 studio albums. They are Kid Krow, Superache, Found Heaven, and Wishbone. He also has an ep called Sunset Season. Also he is the love of my life

Person 1: who are you listening to?
Person 2: Conan gray, the most beautiful man—I mean best singer alive

by ultimate-conehead September 14, 2025

Conan Grays Arms

ARMS. BICEPS. 😻😻
THEY LOOK CHEWY

Person 1 "Why is that person drooling all over the floor looking at their phone?"
Person 2 "oh, their just looking at Conan grays arms, I can't blame them"

by Ineedconangray January 1, 2026

Conan Gray

He’s perfect. His hair is perfect. His voice is perfect. His drawings are perfect. His personality is perfect.

I love him so much and IM GOING TO HIS CONCERT THIS YEARRR!!!

‘Who’s your favourite a-‘

‘Conan Gray.’

by I’m underneath your bed January 13, 2026

Conan Gray

He’s perfect. His hair is perfect. His voice is perfect. His drawings are perfect. His personality is perfect.

I love him so much and IM GOING TO HIS CONCERT THIS YEARRR!!!

‘Who’s your favourite a-‘

‘Conan Gray.’

by I’m underneath your bed January 13, 2026

Kiernan conally

Mop or An implement consisting of a sponge or a bundle of thick loose strings attached to a handle, used for wiping floors or other surfaces.

We used the Kiernan conally to clean up the mess on the ground.

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhgd October 16, 2018