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communism

A Grrrreat idea! Government introduced when the people of North Korea and Cuba learned from the capitalist pigs of the United States that democracy only looks good on paper.
by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003
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anarcho-communism

Anarcho-communism is one of many leftist philosophies that grew out of the USSR's collapse. Anarcho-Communists claim to be against government as well as capitalism. The ideology is contradictory in that it portends to be against authority and force, despite the fact that you need authority and force to limit capitalism. Noam Chomsky, a lingistics professor at MIT is one of a several modern leaders of the movement, and he too perpetuates the ideology's contradictions by being for increased government to stop corporations. To be brief, an anarcho-communist makes as much sense as it's name...none. A follower of anarcho-communism is often called an "oxymoron" or simply "moron" for short.
"Colombia's paramilitaries killed workers who tried to join a union. It's not the government's fault...it's Coca Cola's fault." "About 30 million people died under Stalin's authoritarian communist government. It's not Communism's fault...it's capitalism's fault for making Stalin work so hard that he killed people. The solution? Just take away the word 'authoritarian'" "Government is evil...but we need it to protect the environment, provide healthcare, education, jobs, food, and protect people from capitalists who want to sell us things we might want to buy" "Anarcho-communism isn't contradictory...you are contradictory!"
by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006
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Communism

A economic and political system which involves a 1 party government and nationalisation of most if not all big businesses, former and current communist countries include the USSR, Cuba, China(could be argued it's a facist due to wide spread capitalism), north Korea(although it could be argued NK is facist instead), Viet Nam,
Yo dude what is communism like I hear so many memes about starving with communism
Communism Is a economic and political ideology
by Danel Rahmani September 6, 2020
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MAGA communism

The combination of Trumpist MAGA populism with communism. Detractors point out the contradictory nature of the ideology.
We need MAGA communism to nationalize big tech and unite with China!
by BurgermeisterMeisterburgerFan September 22, 2022
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Communist

A word that Fox News and many conservatives use to describe someone on the left of the political spectrum.
Obama got into office? Well, I guess America is a COMMUNIST SH*THOLE now!
by thew4tchd0ge July 31, 2016
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Communism

It's something made by GOD himself after the nazis decided to fuck the world.
Person1: NIBBA HABE YOU HEARD ABOUT COMMUNISM
Person2: FUC YEAH BROH LET'S GO KILL CAPITALIST PIGS
Person1: YEAH BROH LET GO
by Kamaraden Ivan November 4, 2017
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Communist Covid propaganda

Communist covid propaganda (CCP) is the style of propaganda generated by the West Taiwanese government at the outset of the coronavirus pandemic whereby video footage showed people dropping dead in the streets and people in biohazard suits sterilising streets and buildings en masse. Initially high numbers of deaths were reported by the West Taiwanese government, but they seem to be one of the few countries in the world that have "reduced their number of cases" enough that it is no longer newsworthy - this is unlikely due to effective crisis management.

Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.

This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that 420 people dropped dead from covid in Tiananmen Square on their way home from work?"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"
by Souper Rare January 15, 2022
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