college

An institution designed to steal friends and leave high schoolers feeling lonely and dejected.

High Schooler 1: Oh, I'm going to hang out with my friend Bob today---oh wait, I can't. COLLEGE STOLE HIM. Along Sallie, Martin, Allie, Chris, Denis, Justin, Ellie, Stacy, Amanda, Jimmy, Marina, Genny, and pretty much EVERYONE COOL.

by itsfabiobtch September 25, 2009

Con College

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.

Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."

by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004

Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.

Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.

by Proud Tennessean July 18, 2009

College Cow Tipping

When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.

The pledges were told to go college cow tipping, so they pushed a sleeping fat girl out of her bed.

by IrshBstrd January 25, 2010

nigger college

synonym for jail or prison

- "I heard Tyrone got caught passed out on the back seat of some car he jacked."
- "Damn, it's back to nigger college for him!"

by Shequeanda June 2, 2008

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins drink spiked with roofies. A date rape drink to give to a person so that they are unconscious when raped. See also Bill Cosby drink.

The lady will have a Susan Collins. She isn't receptive to my advances. But with this date rape drink I won't need her consent.

by Brett_Kavanagh October 5, 2018

Ridley College

Prep school in St. Catharines Canada. Best all around school coed, kill any other school in sports. All the other prep schools in Canada are jealous and wish they went here. All the boys are chill af and pull the hottest girls around. The girls are the best in the region but are behind Toronto girls.

UCC ; He goes to Ridley College? Dam he must be so cool

by MNO18 May 23, 2017