by Trbo December 13, 2010
The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.
Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
by Lor Becky August 07, 2012
Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
by gngrtbag January 09, 2011
Coffee Confident - when you are so confident of success you are will to buy a round of coffee for everyone around you if it fails. Also works for Beer Confident.
Deb: So Callum you believe it will work this time?
Callum: Yes! without a doubt!
Deb: Coffee Confident?
Callum: ummm yes okay then!
Callum: Yes! without a doubt!
Deb: Coffee Confident?
Callum: ummm yes okay then!
by gdr4571 December 11, 2009
This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
by Thick minds and gentle dicks July 29, 2020
"What's that? It says coffee? Thats pretty presumptuous of that cup to think it's only ever gonna have coffee in there." -Tobuscus
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me
by Fambuscus October 19, 2011
Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.
by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009