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Just a normal penis that many lowlife black men like to exaggerate about. They lie about having huge dicks to give themselves a feeling of security because they have nothing else to be proud of. This cliche is often taken to ridiculous levels in porn where they hold 2 foot long dildos over their crotches and shovel it into some poor woman's body while the "cuckold" (almost always a flaccid white man) watches. It gets to be pretty downright racist against white people. The truth is there is almost no discernible difference between any race regarding penis size, and even at that, the average penis is much better at pleasing a vagina than an enormous dildo.
A) Low-life black man: "muh dik iz hueg! all de bitchez luv da big blak cok!"
Black businessman: "That's cool, keep bragging about that while I apply myself to things that actually matter."

B) (During a porn shoot)
Nasty unkempt black man: "yea u liek dat whitey? ur bitch luv da big black cock! u b jeluz!
Nasty slut: "Ooh yes fuck me harder! ..when do I get my money?"
"Cuckold" (actually unrelated to actress): "Oh boo hoo I'm getting paid to stand here and do nothing.. sure is horrible"
Nasty unkempt black man: "Hahaha- whoops, dildo slipped off.... readjusting... k good. Ahahaha!"
by justaguy844 March 22, 2011
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Black Cock Down

"Ok, I had the idea that there were gonna be black cocks in this for some reason. I mean, why else would they call it Black Cock Down? I'm going home."
by AnotherJon July 29, 2006
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Cock-Up Blocker

(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.
Livejournal: I'm in ur journals bahleetin ur pr0n.
Livejournal users: O NOES U GOT THE WRONG PR0N. GIVE IT BACK.
Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.
by faire_weather June 22, 2007
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A bag of black cock

A girl, preferbly white, who has had sex with several black men.
That hoe is a bag of black cock. She slept with Jamarcus and Roger in the same nite.
by Smokey Jones 69 April 23, 2007
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Big Black Cock

Cayden like playing with the big black cocks!
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Big black cock

the largest cock that jimmy doesn't have
by Danmahn November 28, 2022
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Black Cock Parking spot

A girl whose name starts with S and ends with Mantha. Usually a girl that has aggressively sought out the cocks of as many huge black men as humanly possible. This type of person has HUGE, DARK labia and is as loose as can be.
"It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway the other night having sex with Sam."

She has sex with SO MANY guys, their mess just pours out of her like a faucet. I never even got to know any of their names. Could just taste when it was a different guy...
She's more like a black cock parking lot than a spot.... Going down on her is always an adventure.

1. black cockaholic
A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.
boy 1 "Why does Sam always talk to the black guys"

boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"
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by EyePuncher January 2, 2014
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