CBOTS

An Acronym for Cutlass Beat Off Taillight Syndrome. Virtually all 1973-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlasses had a badly designed connector for the left taillight bulb, and on virtually all of the cars within a few months of manufacture the left taillight bulb would quit working. A little elbow grease and bending with a needle nose pliers could get it shining again. I doubt if the manufacturer (GM) ever knew about it, or if they did, they did nothing about it.

Lori's 1973 Cutlass had a case of CBOTS, my 1977 Cutlass had CBOTS, in the 1970s I saw many cases of CBOTS every day.

by andy1 July 12, 2007

closet nympho

a girl who acts super conservative & reserved in public, but is always secretly thinking dirty thoughts and having sex behind closed doors.

"yo, i totally thought that girl was a virgin. she fooled me, she's a total closet nympho!"

by mootix123 December 9, 2008

deuce closet

A small bathroom that only contains a toilet.

My Dad is taking a shower upstairs but you can use the deuce closet.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

Closet Case

(1) A homosexual person who cannot admit they are gay, for fear of being rejected by their peers or large Conservative audience.

i.e. Steven Crowder, failed comedian, host of political podcast Louder with Crowder

“Did you hear Steven Crowder call his wife’s ass a ‘buttocks’? What a fucking closet case.”

by duckkkkkkkkkkk December 8, 2020

The Clops

‎*Feeney slang* "The Clops" - Named after the figure in Greek mythology the Cyclops, "The Clops" is when you unleash your man power in a girl's eye so hard she can see the tadpoles, and her eye stays red for many hours, making her close that eye, and walk around with only one eye open...like a Cyclops

Her mom wasn't happy. Her daughter came home with 'The Clops'

by Professor George Feeney October 22, 2011

Close

A expression used when your in confusion, when you don’t understand what your roadman is talking about or are shocked!

Speaker 1: I’m having a wank mate
Speaker 2: shittt!!’close? Mate tmi

by Stoner998 October 21, 2017

Come out of the closet

The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out

I haven’t got the guts to come out of the closet

by Iliketrains12542468973743 July 16, 2019