you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob
so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.
by purple people eater July 03, 2008
The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly fully swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously flutter there throat while rolling there tongue producing a sound to that of a gobbling turkey
by Jnasty praise money June 02, 2018
The act of taking your shit, and putting it into the girl you be fuckin, then you put your dick in your shit and fuck the shit in her butthole. After that you go to the doctor, and you get butt aids.
by GABE_COFFEYYYY May 02, 2017
by Rod Fury May 12, 2006
When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.
1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.
2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.
2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.
by Maaatt123 January 31, 2008
described as a dirty ole' whore or homo who gives multiple cleveland steamers to different partners each night without washing their asses leaving a crusty dried mess for the next person.
bernard felt heart broken and sorrowful when he discovered the crusty shit stains all over george's ass and realized that he had been giving everyone in town a cleveland shag nasty! (they are now divorced)
by street whiz September 27, 2011
The act of dumping an insane ammount of lighter fluid into your girl's asshole, lighting it, then penatrating her flaming booty hole. Only for pros who have mastered all of the other 'Cleveland Sex Acts'.
Badass Guy: Aye man I gave my girl a Cleveland Fire Starter last night.
Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.
Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*
Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.
Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010