Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003

cincinatti bowtie

Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.

"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."

by Hrag June 11, 2006

cincinatti ferris wheel

The act of taking a shit while doing a cart wheel naked, not fully knowing where your shit will land.

Dude, your girlfriend is crazy! Last night, she did a cincinatti ferris wheel and it landed all over the place. Gross...

by mr_boatride January 5, 2010

Cincinatti cat slap

Where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex.

I gave J-eff O-sborn's mom the biggest Cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week.

by Thomas Crenshaw August 19, 2010

cincinatti air freshener

N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy

"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"

by dlocker April 5, 2010

cincinnatus ny

A small town east of mcgraw ny where some people hump their sisters while fingering their cousin . Though it seems like it is a waste its really not a lot of people from Cincinnatus ny have nice things such as trucks. Some people steal chocolate milk from gas stations.

The inbred from Cincinnatus ny fingered his cousin while humping his sister .

by samsquatch1967 September 17, 2016

cincinatti office bomb

When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.

"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"

"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"

by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 9, 2008