Caffe nero

A place where someone who is stupid(g) never goes(except if he is so stupid that he goes and jumps a cliff)

(elena): are we going to caffe nero? (john): yeah but stupid(g) isn't coming.

by nitsafff January 3, 2020

caffeinist

A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.

They ONLY drink coffee.

They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.

They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.

Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!

by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020

Caffinating

the holy process of awakening of body cells after consuming caffeine

“Damn ,Clarke. Do not disturb me. I am still caffinating.”

by Jesus The Gracious Lord January 21, 2020

Caffrey

An Irish beer that tast smooth.

Oh last night I had the best beer Caffrey's Ale .

One cool Caffrey on a long summer night!

by OneCrazyRabbit March 12, 2020

chafalli

A Chafalli is a rude ass bitch that once she/he sees something they want they'll get it without a doubt! So don't fuck with them-

Some dude talking about some stupid ass shit

Chafalli: Bitch shut the fuck up.

by _._._._._.im._.gay._._._._._ May 27, 2020

Chafe

An irritating itch often caused by the Common Cock chafer or Large Cockchafer which attaches to ones self when you expose your genitals outdoors in springtime.

This girl gave me head outdoors and I thought she'd gave me herpes but it turned out to be caused by a large cock chafer, yes large, not the common cock chafer 😑

by CommonCockChafer July 6, 2020

Caffien-Addict

Another word for 'Caffiene Addcit'

"My name is Joe and I am a Caffien-Addict"

by kmasfu20 July 13, 2020