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Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.
Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"
Christian by 4lw4ysR1ght October 27, 2019
a dumbass kid who thinks he’s cute but not he’s really dumb but my bestfriend but yeah he is a bully but it’s fine
christian;hits jenna
#bully #bestfriend
christian by jljx_ November 19, 2019
Christian’s can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but that’s just how he shows that you are very special to him.
Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: don’t worry if he insults you, it’s cause he cares
Christian by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019
skinny white guy that happens to get all the women
girl have heard about that guy Christian omg he can have my kids.
Christian by kleinschrxth December 24, 2019
People named christian oftern have small dicks
Christians sperm is bigger than his penis
Christian by Kimilsung69 December 25, 2019
People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.
"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."
Christian by abbsxjonathan January 6, 2020
It’s a person who is a monkey/chango.They are very primitive person only understanding a few words at a time when you speak to one. They like to get groped all the time.They are also known to throw it back on niggas called Eduardo and Brian.
Hey Christian you’re a Chango/Monkey.
Christian by Chris_da_Chango_11 January 31, 2020