Christian

An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.

Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.

by jabal June 2, 2010

Christian

a kid that is smart, athletic, easy to become friends with. A try-hard at all sports he plays.

Christian is always a first pick in kickball.

by Peter Delgado January 29, 2017

Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.

Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!

by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017

Christian

Getting a blowjob in church

Wow look she's giving him a Christian

by The Troutboy August 5, 2017

Christian

An idiot who should chop his dick off.
Christian is the type of person to write a suidide note and send it to you just to fuck with you. Everything he says is just infuriating to hear. For example, I was talking to him last week and he said that X deserved his death. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he Was a nazi sympathizer. Anyways fuck Christian

Today Christian said that women are property.

by He confuses you with big words December 4, 2018

Christian

Someone who thinks that are smart but they are extremely retarded and can't spell their own name

Teacher- Spell your name
Christian- C R I S T Y E N
Teacher- Incorrect, how do you not know how to spell your own name

Christian- But I was right
Whole Class- Veggie

by Cooneyes May 21, 2019

Christian

The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.

Christian is a GOAT.

by daoneandonlycdub June 5, 2018