cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus July 1, 2005

Cotton leg

a twitching of the leg in response to genital stimulation and/or inner thigh pinching.

The lady and I were foolin' around the other night. She did something crazy with the boys and I got the cotton leg.

by h stormer November 25, 2010

Cotton Money

Money and capital assets made by Southern Aristocrats from slave labor on plantations.

Maybe we could claw back some of the Cotton Money that has accumulated from compound interest over the last century and a half and invest it in impoverish southern communities and underutilized and over exploited human resources.

by mlhiss October 13, 2019

Cattney

Half bud light, half cherry limeade, trust me its good. Invented by Courtney and Matt. =)

Damn, that Cattney is delicious. Give me another one.

by Cattney4Life April 10, 2010

Cotton Milk

Cotton Milk Refers to the milky taste of your saliva after smoking weed, getting cotton mouth, and drinking a glass of milk

Man I love Cotton Milk" "Yeah, it's like a never ending glass of milk!

by Kanichols June 5, 2010

Cottoncooch

Noun; (1)slang for tampon. (2) or a word to describe a girl being a bitch.

Dear Keira Knightley, stop pms-ing you cottoncooch.

by hubriftoden June 13, 2011

cotton bridge

When a girl and a guys pubes touch during sexual intercourse

"Yo dude I just formed the cotton bridge with that bitch."

by I have a peepee January 20, 2015