Carson

Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.

Wow! I really should have stayed away from him he’s definitely a toxic Carson

by Daffybugs April 22, 2024

carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.

Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.

by pussy goblin November 16, 2023

Carson

A guy who is just so chill your nips get cold just being in his in his presence and he is so sexy that you just can’t handle it anymore and that I’m sexy and I know it song starts playing but he can be really funny with his 9/11 jokes or his hitler ones and have you laughing all night and he is a complete chad

Bro is that Carson whoah like I think my nips are hard now

by Big doc Eugene 69 June 1, 2019

Carson

Somebody who will probably date sombody named noah hes also big and sexy

Jim:carsons sexy
Noah:ikr

by Cumbob April 3, 2022

A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.

That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)

by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012

Carson

Carson’s are the best friends you can find. They love FaceTime, and playing video games with you. He’ll often joke around with you and can sometimes say things he doesn’t mean. Carson’s are usually a medium height, with fluffy brown hair, and amazing eyes. They will love you until you give them a reason to hate you. Carson’s stand up for you, and will always be by your side. He will make you feel good when you are sad. Please never ever leave a Carson if you find one.

Person 1: I was really sad and he knew just how to cheer me up.
Person 2: Yep, definitely Carson!

by urmom_101 January 1, 2022

Alexander Carson

an amazing young man that has a beautiful smile, he is very pretty, loving and loyal. he is very protective for the people he loves and he is super duper cool. he loves to play fortnite, roblox and among us with his friends.

Alexander Carson is super duper cool.

by YOUR-MUM-LOSER November 2, 2022