cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

Cadin

the gayest man alive has a small pito and likes dick in his ass

i saw a cadin sucking dick on the side of a mcdonalds

by big pito daddy September 12, 2018

Cardi Party

A party in which the host buys exactly 12 grams of weed, everyone drinks bacardi, and if your a guy you have to hit at least one guy in the face with your dick to get in. its fucking gay but fun as FUCK

Yo dog, lets hit up that cardi party, i hope i get in....

by discreet101 December 6, 2011

cardi b

a black rapper (female) who went from using a bag to fix her teeth to having jets,u might be familiar with her name

i love me so card b or nicki is better than cardi b

by animeloveXD August 18, 2020

Northern Irish Cardio

Northern Irish Cardio, is what happens when a member of The Irish Republican Army (I.R.A.) throws a molotov cocktail/hand grenade into a protestant church, british army base, or the house of someone who is giving the english information. then running away as soon the building busts into flames or explodes.

Murphy: Hey Sullivan where ya going lad?

Sullivan: Down the road to Kelly's flat, for Northern Irish Cardio.

Murphy: Northern Irish Cardio eh? must've been talking to the brits then.

by Mr. Cannonball Jones July 8, 2012

jake cardinal

he is a supper sexy guy

wow jake cardinal is so sexy id fuck him everyday

by jk all day June 11, 2011

cardinal

a sadist cunt who is obsessed with all people named becky.

"Hello, my cardinal friend!"

by 9988bex February 14, 2019